Conversation from this afternoon...
Grandmother in law (GIL): So, what did you and your mom buy when you went shopping yesterday?
Me: We didn't go shopping.
GIL: You didn't? What were you doing?
Me: We both got tattoos.
(GIL makes a disapproving expression.)
Me (annoyed, even though she's just a 89 year old lady): Hey, don't make faces at me, Grandma! (Said in a light and teasing tone, actually, for real.)
GIL: Well, I'm just thinking about what the Bible says about tattoos in Leviticus.
Me: (Not speaking, thinking whether it's worth it to discuss Jesus and the whole new covenant thing, which was His whole point. Quickly deciding it's not worth it. She's 89.)
GIL: (Still has disapproving face.)
Me: Grandma, did you get one of these cookies?
I feel like such a rebel. Tattoo for one day and I'm already pissing off the old ladies. Su-weet!